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by Snor de Kikker



Artificial intelligence is replacing jobs at record speeds. To support one specific endangered group of workers, we have developed a ConceptClown training for bookkeepers.

As a ConceptClown you visit parties in your regular clothes. You sit down in a corner and think of classic clown-acts in silence. After about an hour you get up and leave.

A ConceptClown has many benefits for party organisers. The children stay calm and there is no pie, confetti and water to clean up afterwards. Although some children initially experience a slight sensation of disappointment, they will soon grasp the beauty of strictly conceptual clowning.

The on-line training course takes 7 days. We show you a wide variety of clown-acts, so you can visualise suitable acts as you read the room. The second part of the training is on how to ignore external distractions.

A digital ConceptClown certificate is provided when you pass the final test and transfer the training fee.

If you are interested in the training course or if you would like to rent a ConceptClown, please visit the clinique and let us know.